Sleeping Dogs

What I do in my free time...

Walking Through Ghosts...Huh?

How is this dancing? What the hell does, "integrating research from cognitive science, the study of consciousness, media, text and music to create a work that speaks uniquely to the human desire for intimacy and the obstacles that obscure it," mean? Seriously. What does this mean? Anyone?
Does it mean this?

Most Chocolate Bars Consumed

I'm so sorry I missed this. Call Guiness. No, really.

Non-Sequiter of the Week Award

I'm confused. Should I bring my dancing shoes or prepare for a puppet show? Is this dancing or do I need a chair? Hands-down. Non-sequiter of the week. Waltz & Such, you are our weekly winner!

Paper Folding Workship and Paper Theatre Show

Seriously. These guys are going to sit around on a Monday night and fold paper? I'm sorry. Then, I spotted this the following week (see below):
Coincidence? You decide.

Sexy Mermaid Sketching

I'm so confused. And strangely allured. The "fire-eating" mermaid poses for my "sketching pleasure"? Costumes and prizes? I don't know if I should be turned on, inspired to create arts, or bring the kids.

Male Ballerina

There is nothing more to say here.

Take Pictures of the Mall

A camera class. Cool. Except...it's at a shopping mall. How is that photogenic, exactly? Yay! Here's a pic of The Gap and Macy's!

Ah, a breathtaking photo of the four-story parking lot.

Hair Transplants...or LASIK?

First off, this was the best "After" example they had? Ouch. Wait a minute. So this shmuck paid three grand, endured 1200 grafts and painful surgeries and after all that...Dude! You're STILL BALD! You would have been better off getting LASIK and at least ditching the specs.

Valentina, the Belly Dancer, at it Again!

To offset her competition, Valentina, after posting her "hooping" class last week, http://tongueincheekfunnies.blogspot.com/2010/08/hooping-and-curling.html, really rallied this week, topping off with not 1, but THREE separate ads in TWO different section. Will she upgrade to a photo ad next week? Stay tuned.

Stan Goes Wild at Floatopia

--One of the many reasons Floatopia was banned--

Future American Idol Contestant

Awww. Poor girl.

The Wiggles

That's right! It's the Barney from Down Under. Kids, drag your Mum and Dad and don't forget to take pictures of their overjoyous faces as you dance and sing together!

Don't forget the sack lunch.

World War II Anniversary and Rockette Dance Clinic

These guys are still alive?

And these are these fine gentleman's ladies:

Family Circus Train Day and Fetishes

Take your kids to "Family Train Circus Day". Then, take your missus to the "Fetish Show" where you can see an art show about sex.

Not good enough for you? Below is another art show this weekend about naked ladies.

Curling Clinic

Not this kind of curling.




This kind of curling. Curling in San Diego. I would have never guessed. Ice skating and sweeping the ice with little sticks. Awesome.

Hooping and Curling

You think you're going to look like this:

But really, it's more like this:

Get Your Cats and Dogs On

Clicker training for your cats. Must own a minimum of 5 cats to participate.

And for those of you poor souls with canines, not felines...never to fear. You and your dog can create beautiful art together.

Dr. Funshine

When I Google Imaged "Funshine", I was presented with these adoreable Funshine Carebears. Laughter? Check. Mission accomplished.

Car Show

Dukes of Hazards, naked chicks, and engine blow-up contest. Fuckin' A!

Men's Clinic

In case you're not sure how to be a man anymore. Lessons to practice pissing standing up will be held.