Sleeping Dogs

What I do in my free time...

Walking Through Ghosts...Huh?

How is this dancing? What the hell does, "integrating research from cognitive science, the study of consciousness, media, text and music to create a work that speaks uniquely to the human desire for intimacy and the obstacles that obscure it," mean? Seriously. What does this mean? Anyone?
Does it mean this?

Most Chocolate Bars Consumed

I'm so sorry I missed this. Call Guiness. No, really.